Between everyone in your phone book, ex girlfriends, people you hate and your run of the mill person you haven't spoken to in years you pick 911 to drunk dial while you're driving drunk? Just verbally abusing a chick while 911 listens in as you're driving drunk sounds like you're living on the edge. And then dumping the car and the chick to steal another car and drunk dial 911 again is just plain stupidity. You actually are the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. I can't even make fun of you because you're really that dumb. Here's your t-shirt bro, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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