The Jets Win Their First Super Bowl Title Since 1969...Nah, Just Kidding The Beat A Shitty Buffalo Bills Team The First Game Of The Season

With all the talk going on yesterday after the Jets beat the Bills 48-28 I was convinced that the Jets just won the Super Bowl. I actually thought that it was the first week in February and the Jets were planning their parade through the canyon of heroes in New York City. Then guess what happened? I looked at the calendar and realized it was week 1.

"Bro, Sanchez looked so much like Joe Montana yesterday it was unreal." Dude, he played against two rookie corners who looked like it was their first time on a football field. His receivers were getting so wide open yesterday that anyone in the stands could've thrown for 266 yards and 3 TD's. Let's calm the fuck down for five minutes.

"The defense is so fucking good bro, you have no idea." I'm pretty sure that Tim Tebow could not have looked as bad throwing the football yesterday as Ryan Fitzpatrick did. He literally threw two interceptions directly to Revis and Wilson. Oh, and that vaunted run defense gave up 169 yards to C.J. Spiller and they gave up 28 points.

Look Jets fans, I will say congrats on the win, but slow the fuck down a little bit. It's week 1 and you have a brutal next three or four games ahead of you. You also played the Bills who are shit and will always be shit. And there is also that team in your division they call the Patriots who are pretty good. Hey, the football season is looking like it usually does around this time of year. The Jets are peaking in September. It's too bad they play until January.