Friday, September 28, 2012

I Think These Soccer Bros Have a Drinking Problem

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/drunk-footballers-seriously-injured-in-end-of-season-boozy-pranks/story-e6frea83-1226482885902

Just a couple of weeks ago a guy on this soccer team got hammered and jumped off a roof and died. Then when they went to Vegas another dude died just because he was in Vegas and probably on all sorts of drugs and alcohol. Now a bunch of bros on this same team are all seriously injured with burns from a chemical acid they put down on a make-shift slip n slide when they got fucked up last weekend. I think it's time to admit these dudes have a fucking problem. I mean there's partying hard and then there's partying like retards. Two deaths a bunch of serious injuries, let's throw in some dead hookers and now it's a fucking party. I need to party with these dudes, they know how to roll.

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