Thursday, September 20, 2012

Asshole of the Day Award

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19661144

A couple of painkiller and alcohol cocktails and the next thing you know you're stealing a ferry and yelling at police that you're "Jack Sparrow". Then you get chased for over an hour by police and then you get sentenced to 112 days in prison. Which brings us to our next topic. Kids, don't do drugs. They said she had been drinking for two days and then basically they described her eating something that sounded like a shroom. Painkillers, alcohol and something that makes you hallucinate; I would say that might turn me into Jack Sparrow. Click on the link, she kind of resembles Jack Sparrow just on a ton of drugs and alcohol. Here's your t-shirt crazy lady. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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