Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Asshole of the Day Award

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2012/09/25/14098468-soldier-allegedly-shoots-friend-while-trying-to-cure-victims-hiccups?lite

If your buddy has the hiccups what's the best way to go about curing them? A) Get him some water, B) Tell him to hold his breath, or C) Shoot him in the face? If your answer was C, you're a sick bastard and you're also correct. Bro, I can think of about 10,304,453,345,456,2223,459,178 better ways to cure your boy of the hiccups that don't involve getting shot in the face. Did you really think that was the proper cure? Or did you just not like him and need an excuse to shoot him in the face? Even if that was the case I think that's just a little bit on the excessive side. Either way, I have zero sympathy for you and whatever your prison sentence will be. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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