http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/stolen-52163-fort-teen.html
Well this kid must be the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. He got caught by cops breaking into cars and then tells the cops he had nothing on him and that they could search him. Naturally, they searched him and found a bunch of stolen shit including 4 different prescription pill bottles with 4 different names on them. When asked who they belonged to he said he didn't remember which cars he stole them from. Then he told the cops the bike he was riding on was also stolen. What a dick. You call their bluff to search you, and they do. Then you openly admit to riding a stolen bike. You definitely aren't going to Harvard bro. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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