There isn't really much that I take a lot of pride in, like being really really ridiculously good looking and tremendous sexual prowess are qualities of mine, but not ones that I take serious pride in.However when it comes to parallel parking I am second to none. No spot to small, I'm consistently getting in with no more than 3 moves and my wheels a tip of a dicks length to the curb. Front wheel always just pecking the curb. No tricks, no cheating just pure unadulterated masterpieces every time I pull into a spot. Get on my Level!
-Slothy
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