Have you ever looked at a person and thought to yourself, "If sex with you is anything like I picture it in my head, it's gonna be awesome."? I do that a lot. But the problem is that the sex is never how you actually picture it in your head. Like why can't it just be the way you're thinking about it when you're undressing that person with your eyes. You want to think they know what they're doing and then you just get extremely disappointed.
However, then sometimes when you think a girl is this little good girl and you're thinking that you can't even have sex with her because she's too nice suddenly you find out that this girl is actually a freak. Although this is obviously a pleasant surprise, it is not the way you pictured her in your head. Basically, you were picturing a dead fish and she gave you a cow girl. Maybe even a reverse cow girl, who knows? Am I complaining about this? Absolutely not, it's fantastic.
It's the same for girls. You may think that this dude you think is so hot has an absolute man shank in his pants and you get in bed with him and he's hung like a light switch. That's definitely not how you probably pictured it, but once the pants are off, it's too late. I mean it'll probably suck for you, but now you'll know not to do it again.
We all picture things in our head that just are not the same in reality. That's why sometimes our imagination is probably better than the actual thing. But that one night when it actually turns out how you pictured it, it just makes it that much better.
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