Let me paint a little picture for you. You're on a crowded dance floor, everyone is basically shoulder to shoulder, and you can barely move. You're dancing with someone and you look to your left and see something odd. What you see is some girl attached to this guy with her hand in a weird position moving back and forth. Then you say to yourself, "Holy shit, she's cranking this guy in the middle of a crowded dance floor."
You try your best to look away, but your eyes are glued to the site like a six year old watching Saturday morning cartoons. What makes a girl want to give a dance floor handie? Like grinding on his dick with your gigantic ass isn't enough, you have to turn around and throw your hand in there for the big finish. You can't wait until you go home with the guy to get in his pants? Cranking him through the outside of his pants not only makes you look like a complete whore, but it's completely disgusting.
Like yeah, great, you got the guys nut off. Now that guy has to walk around with a sticky load in his pants the rest of the night that you're gonna continue grinding on and spreading all over. Yeah, I just painted that picture and a girl who gave a recent dance floor handie probably just threw up in her mouth.
The whole premise of a dance floor handie is completely disgusting and uncalled for. Can you just go home with the guy to seal the deal? If the guy wants a handie that bad, he can do it himself. Trust me, he would rather finish on his own dirty towel than finish in his own pants, your hand, or even the person standing next to him. And if you really can't wait, just take him into a bathroom stall and get it over with. If you think giving a dance floor handie makes you a whore, wait until you try getting railed in a bathroom stall. That would just make you a glorified porn star.
Sidenote: And speaking of a guy finishing on his own dirty towel, has anyone ever noticed that a towel just doesn't have anywhere near the same softness after it has been finished on?
No comments:
Post a Comment