Way to go bro, just going through the motions on your cliff dive and it turns into a belly flop. You're lucky you're a tad bit overweight, because any skinnier and your chest would have caved in. There's a reason when you go to water parks that they tell you to pencil dive into the water, because it fucking hurts if you do anything else. Maybe next time be an athlete and adjust in the air or do something that doesn't involve you landing chest first from forty feet up. I'm actually glad your buddies didn't help you out of the water, I would've left your ass there too because of sheer stupidity.
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