Fella's this is for all you geniuses out there who think that the bartender is actually into you. Think about it, she gets you a drink, and you leave her a tip. Her job is to make you want to keep giving her more money. This way the bar gets money because your dumb drunk ass keeps buying drinks, and she gets money because you keep tipping her more thinking that she's into you. She's not, she's into your money.
"No, she wants to talk to me, she was smiling and winking at me she was definitely into me. And I got like three free beers." She's supposed to smile and wink at you. That's one. Two, you got those three free beers because she makes you think you're special by giving you those free beers, and she gets more of a tip. Also, the drunker you get, the more she doesn't want you.
"But I bought her two shots too." Two shots? You're a big spender. And I'm sure she's completely trashed off two shots and totally wants to get with you because of it. Your logic for trying to get with the bartender is actually never justified. You just fall in love with her because she's hot. She is basically a glorified stripper who gives you drinks. She's hot, she wants your money, and makes you think she's into you. No she's not naked, and no she's not a whore, but it's the same concept. Stick to the girls who are at the bar, not the bartender. Moral of the story.
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