Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Babe Ruth of the Hood

I feel like this story needs to be shared with everyone around the world (aka the six people who read this blog). Because I know the Babe Ruth of the hood. He sat down and told me all his hood stories and his boy was there to back up every last detail. And let me tell you, if the stories are even 20% true this guy is the Babe Ruth of the hood.

Has he killed people before? I don't really know, he didn't admit to that but he's apparently a legend for many reasons. He is known only as "Big Homie" and if you refer to him as anything else while in the hood no one will know who you're talking about. But if you say "Big Homie" he is spoken about like Babe Ruth back in the day.

Does "Big Homie" slay bitches? Obviously, he's Big fucking Homie, he slays whatever he wants, whenever he wants. When the young gun rookies try pulling some shit in the hood, "Big Homie" is there to put them right back in their place. He's the Babe, he can't be touched, he holds every hood record and he did it all without steroids.

So do you really want to know how much of a bad ass he is? When he went to take care of some business the word spread around the hood that he was coming for some guy. The guy didn't even let "Big Homie" speak, he just started firing some rounds. He missed every shot and "Big Homie" took care of him with his bare hands. Believe what you want, but if you ever hear of "Big Homie" just know that he's the Babe Ruth of the hood and you only want to be on his good side. And he also has probably the baddest and hottest chick on the face of the earth. Don't fuck with the "Big Homie" he'll make you pay the price.

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