So in case all of you don't know, which why would you know this, but the staff of Talk of the Town has never formally met each other in person. Everyone knows me personally (me being Daddy) but Jimbo Slice, Slothy and BSlata have never met in person. What does it all mean? It means when you send out a group text to a group of people who have never met, and they're all assholes, hilarity ensues.
Turns out that Jimbo Slice thought Slothy was a totally different person. Slothy has been apparently trying to figure out how hot BSlata actually is since she started writing, and BSlata just wanted to know what the fuck was going on.
Jimbo and Slothy were having their own conversation while Slothy was blackout drunk at a Dave Matthews concert. And also apparently hot Asian women have a think for Jewish guys who call themselves Slothy. The entire conversation then culminated when Jimbo Slice throw out a "Talk of the Town orgy?" text. Which no, there's three guys, that will not be happening.
Should I get my staff together in person and watch the hilarity ensue? I think so. A Talk of the Town holiday bash needs to happen sometime after the New Year. Yeah, after the New Year it's really not a holiday party but whatever, fucking shoot me. I don't exactly have the funds for a major blowout during the actual holiday season. Now you know, we didn't really know each other before the group text but now everyone knows how big of a group of assholes we all really are. I have the best staff in the league.
Sidenote: Any orgy that involved more dudes than chicks is a no no. Poor girl or girls would look like a rotisserie chicken while it was going on.
The rest of this conversation needs to be blogged about, especially the part where Slothy tells me his gf is a smoke show so it's okay he said he picks his nose in his last post...then sends us a picture of a video game at 2am and says if we don't play we are fucking losers
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