Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Who Wins This Match Up?

There are plenty of psychotic celebrities and athletes out there. Wouldn't you want to see some of them throw down? I know I sure as hell would. So this week I bring you a match up featuring two women who are crazy in their own way. This week we have Serena Williams vs Courtney Love

Serena Williams
Courtney Love




















Preview:
This match up features two women who actually are out of their minds. Courtney Love is certified by doctors as out of her mind since she has bipolar disorder. She has also stalked guys and almost killed one of her ex boyfriends. She's a silent assassin, she'll creep up on you before you know it. Next, we have Serena Williams. Make a bad call against her and she will literally rip your face off. I personally think that she's on steroids after outbursts against line judges everywhere have caused her thousands of dollars in fines. Regardless, she's like the Muhammad Ali (in his prime) of the women's division and has the roid rage to back it up.


Who Wins?
This may seem like a David and Goliath match up to some, but Love has a key element over Serena in this battle, and that is her quickness. Love will have to move around a lot to try and tire out Serena, but it could take a while because we all think she's tainted (with performance enhancing drugs). It's going to be a daunting task for Love to wear down Serena, but she has done it to countless ex boyfriends. If Serena can corner Love and throw her power punches, this thing will end quickly. If Love dictates the fight, it will be a good one. I think Love holds her own in this one, but comes up short. Serena finally corners her and gets her with a right hook in the tenth round.

What are your thoughts? Comment.

1 comment:

  1. considering Serena Williams is the shemale version of Dwight Howard, I'd have to give her the edge. Courtney Love would most likely be too high and or drunk to be able to fight

    Reyes

    ReplyDelete