If you're trying to impress a chick on a first date what should you do? Should you A) Act like a gentleman and buy her flowers, B) Tell her about how much money you make at your job, or C) Shimmy up a steel cable that's attached to a chimney and then fall fifteen feet? The correct answer would probably be A, but this jackass chose C. Apparently, this guy was trying to impress his date by climbing up to a chimney. Problem was that he then fell onto the roof of the building. I would say that you failed in your efforts to try and impress your date. I'm also going to say that since you're in the hospital, your chances of getting a second date have greatly diminished. Here's your t-shirt Evel Knievel. When you get out of bed and can finally date again you should just wear this shirt. When the girl asks you why you're wearing that just respond with, "I was trying to impress you." She'll understand after you fail at some other stunt later on in the night.
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