Wednesday, January 23, 2013

The Manliest Show on Television: United States of Bacon

Have you ever heard of the channel Destination America? Well if you haven't you should find it immediately; especially on Tuesday nights. It's literally a TV show about a guy who just goes all over the country finding the best places to eat bacon. He even goes to places and pulls bacon out of his pocket and puts it on their food to make their food better. Like I was watching one last night where he went to a place in Detroit to get a coney dog and he took bacon out of his jacket pocket and put it on it and ate it. Who has bacon in their jacket pocket? It's the manliest show on television to go along with every fat guys dream job. He's a 300 pound mess who eats bacon and drinks beer and gets paid to do it. Most fat guys do that from their couch and this fucking guy gets paid for it. It's the manliest show on TV right now, and you need to watch it. New episodes every Tuesday at 9pm.

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