Monday, January 28, 2013

Ladies and Gentlemen, Our Wingman of the Year

 
When you look up the definition of taking one for the team, this is the picture that comes up next to it. This kid has "I need about ten more shots of Jager for this" written all over his face. He has without a doubt just won the Wingman of the Year Award. He has successfully hogtied the DUFF so his boy can get with the hot friend. The favor will be returned one day my friend. Just stay strong and make sure you're actually inside her vagina and not in the crevice underneath her gut. It gets sweaty in there, it could be hard to decipher what you're inside of bud. Also, never speak of this with anyone. You'll be much better off and the nightmares will be less frequent. Big girls need love too baby, you're just doing their community a service. 


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