Tuesday, January 29, 2013

He's Newly Single...

 
I have a friend of mine who is fresh off a long term relationship and he was talking to me about going out yesterday. I just threw out the obvious comparison that he is now an alley cat and he came back at me with this. I love it because that means his head is in the game. He's all about being on the prowl and hunting vagina like an experienced lion in the jungle. Setting up booby traps and then pouncing for the kill. It shows that even though he's been out of the game for a while he still knows how to handle the battlefield. Ladies, he's fully employed and STD free so if you're interested inquire within (that means email me for all you geniuses out there). 

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