Dude, trying to fake your death as a way of ending your affair is most likely not the best way to go especially if you're in the Navy. Mainly because you're in the Navy and that girl you were having the affair with can look that up. Not only can she look that up, but she'll probably be inclined to come pay her respects at the house that she knows you live at. And then she'll probably find out from a neighbor that you're alive and you just moved to Connecticut to become commander of a ship. This was poorly planned by you. Especially since you knocked her up. Like you didn't even make it believable, you sent the email from YOUR email address. Did this bitch think you guys gave out each other's password in the Navy or some shit? You should've just been honest and told her that you couldn't do it anymore. Now instead you lose command of your ship. And it's over over some whore you were banging behind your wife's back. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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