If Your Super Bowl Box Numbers were Giants 8 Pats 7, How Badly Do You Want To Kill Ahmad Bradshaw Today?

 

The Patriots wanted to let you score and your coaches told you not to score, so what did you do? You scored, like an asshole would. Let's look at the scenario here. If you just go down, and your kicker can kick an extra point, Tom Brady has 20 seconds and no timeouts to get into field goal range. If you score, Brady has a whole minute and one timeout to score a touchdown. Now that's just the football side of this. What I really want to talk about are the Super Bowl boxes. Let's say you had the Giants 8 and and Pats 7, this is an IDEAL situation if Bradshaw just goes down like he's supposed to. You're in a pool with a twenty dollar buy in and you're about to win a cool G if the Giants can win 18-17. They can't, and you're still broke as fuck. You probably hope Ahmad Bradshaw steps on a leggo piece. It's okay, you know why? The Giants won, and money can't buy happiness. 

Sidenote: Tell me Steve Weatherford isn't the most jacked up punter of all time. The guy pins people inside the ten yard line and just goes absolutely ape shit. I love the intensity.