Yes, when you rob a store and happen to have a letter inside your jacket pocket addressed to you it's most likely a bad idea to ditch the jacket right outside the place you just robbed. Why? What could possibly go wrong? Oh, I don't know maybe the police find your jacket and the letter with your name on it and they find your ass. Nice job big guy. I guess that's why you're robbing Walgreen's, buying crack and sleeping in the woods; because you're not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. And who robs a Walgreen's? You couldn't think of somewhere cool to rob? Either way, you're a moron who's going to jail for five years all thanks to yourself. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your asshole since I know the prison inmates won't.
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