Even professional athletes can fuck shit up. Have you ever heard of the Rochester Knighthawks of Major League Lacrosse? Me neither, but apparently them and Major League Lacrosse actually do exist and the athletes are just as dumb as any other sports professional athletes. I have come to a conclusion, in order to be considered a professional sport, you need to have athletes that are dumber than a box of rocks. Therefore, lacrosse can say that they have officially hit the map because of these five morons. What did they do? Oh nothing, just started a brawl at a TGI Friday's in Minnesota. Really? Are you guys fucking kidding me? How the fuck do you get into a fight at a Friday's? This is like the adult version of getting into a fight at Chuck E Cheese. Like I said, professional athletes being dumber than a box of rocks. Here are your t-shirts, I award you all no points, and may god have mercy on your souls.
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