Women Get To Be Inappropriate All The Time

 

There is no secret that in this world that we live in women are not held to the same standard as men when it comes to being appropriate. Women don't have to worry about what they say to guys, or touching guys, or anything else along those lines. Men on the other hand have to worry about everything they say and do around women. 

What am I talking about? Alright ladies, you get to be inappropriate all the time, and I mean all the time. Like if a guy looks good you can go up to him and tell him how good he looks, and you can even run your hand up and down his chest if you wanted to. Guys need to be careful just to tell a woman that she looks beautiful on a certain day. Women can wear clothes with half their tits and three quarters of their ass hanging out but if we make a comment about it, it's harassment. We should be able to comment on any part of the body that we can see just so we don't have to go through the rest of the day pretending that we don't see it. 

Having men work with women is like having zebra's work with lions. The zebra's get to walk through the room flaunting their shit comfortably and the lion can't even roar at it. And there are cameras and shit so you can't even do gestures and make faces behind their back. The Lions just have to sit there like, "You know, usually I kill zebra and eat them, but I just wanted to get close to you and smell you." It's a horrible way to live. The zebra can even go over to the lion and like massage his shoulders and give him a kiss on the head because the zebra thinks her and the lion are friends and the lion just sits there like, "Oh my god, the things I would do to this fucking zebra right now."

Is there a better way we can sort this problem out? No, men have dicks so there is no way we're gonna be able to sort this situation out. But we really should be allowed to comment on any part of the body that we can see. Like if a woman is wearing a skirt that has half her ass hanging out we should at least be able to drop a line like, "You have a beautiful apple shaped behind, and I would like to take a bite out of it." Quite honestly, is here anything really wrong with that? I see that as a compliment.