I think this is gonna be a new segment on here called Newly Single Things To Do This Weekend. I'm gonna put it up every Friday for all you newly single people, and you can do with it what you please. Comments and suggestions are accepted.
Now, if you are newly single you want to do one thing and one thing only this weekend. You need to go out and get destroyed. Start off on Friday by going to a happy hour of some sort somewhere good. After happy hour, go home. You probably haven't drank in awhile and you need energy for the double header you're playing this weekend. Then Saturday is where you really go hard. Get to a club with your friends and be ready to rage. This is blackout city. You're gonna think you're not ready to talk to a person of the opposite sex, but the best way to get back in the game is to jump right in the deep end. You've been getting your food brought to you for awhile, it's time to go hunt for your food. Go out there and try to get some strange ass. Just make sure you go back to their place so that when you wake up you can sneak out and make them feel used. The rebound is always a great part of getting back out there when you're newly single. It should be a rebound weekend for you.
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