Is it gay to drive with a sex toy up your ass? I'm gonna say yes because why would any straight guy be driving with anything in his ass. Personally, my ass is an exit only doorway so I really can't see this being particularly straight to begin with. Now, if I had to pick a guy driving with a sex toy up his ass it would be this guy. Checkout that mug, it has "dildo in my ass" written all over it. But wait, it gets better. Not only did he have a dildo up his ass while he was driving, but he rear ended another driver because his blood alcohol level was five times the legal limit. Now isn't that ironic. Just a gay dude who loves to party with sex objects up his ass. And then to finish it all off, he pulled out his ass plug in the back of the patrol car and soiled himself on the way to the police station. Dude just really not giving a fuck just shitting his pants in the back seat of a cop car. You gotta love the intensity this guy brings to the table. He'll be in heaven in the state penitentiary where he won't need an ass plug because he'll have the real thing when he becomes Bubba's bitch.
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