Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Why Kim Kardashian Should Just Become A Porn Star...

 
Kim Kardashian has been making headlines lately about how lonely she is and all this other nonsense. She has also just recently made headlines about the possibility of having another sex tape. What do I have to say to this? Why not just go ahead and become a porn star baby? 

Let's look at the facts here. The facts are that she is incredibly fucking hot, and incredibly fucking stupid. I'm pretty sure those are two criteria that you need to be a porn star. Clearly she also has no morals seeing as how she has already made a sex tape. Therefore, she has the pre requisites of being on camera already. Is there anyone out there who won't agree with me that if she becomes a porn star she automatically becomes a number one hit? You cannot possibly disagree or argue with me on this topic. Plus the fact that every guy on the planet would automatically be locking their bedroom doors to go crank it to every part of her videos all day long. 

Look at that picture up top. Look at that tanker. She easily has a top ass in the league. To go along with it, she also has a fantastic rack. The woman is shaped like an hour glass. Dumb and hot isn't an awful way to go through life. But dumb and hot as a porn star is a fantastic way to go through life. Go with fantastic sweetheart. Just join the porn industry. I look forward to seeing you out there. 

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