Monday, February 20, 2012

When That Hot Girl Leaves The Room...

 
A hot girl walks into a room of guys to ask them a question, what happens next? Funny you should ask that, because it's not about what actually happens when she is in the room. In a situation like this, it's all about what is about to happen as this extremely hot girl leaves the room. It's not like girls when they talk shit about each other. This is just straight up what all men on the face of the earth do. 

As soon as this poor girl turns and leaves the room, the room is incredibly silent as every guy stares at her on the way out waiting to make sure that she will be completely out of the room and unable to hear what is about to be said. The thing is that every guy thinks they're the only one who has something to say about this chick when in reality we have all been molesting her with our minds as she was standing there. No one even heard anything that she said, everyone was just sitting there picturing themselves taking her g-string out from between her ass cheeks with their teeth. 

Next, when she is clearly out of the room is when all hell breaks loose. At this point everyone will simultaneously say something along the lines of, "I would let her sit on my face for months." And then everyone sits there and comes up with their own version of what they would do to that girl while they try to one up what the guy before them said. Normally it ends with the last guy saying he would eat the corn out of her shit just to get to her asshole. Although graphic and disgusting, the last guy normally will get to that point if this is a really hot girl. 

Look at it this way girls, at least you know we're not talking shit about you like your girl "friends" when you leave the room. We just talk about all the dirty things we would do to you if we ever had the chance to have you in bed. Which by the way is most likely bullshit because we would probably jizz our pants in a matter of seconds if you're that amazingly hot. So yes, this is what happens every time your hot ass enters a room full of guys. Just giving you a look into some of the things that men do. 


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