Friday, February 17, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

What happens when you have crack residue on your nostril? The police will search you and your car. Then what happens when they don't find anything? They'll ask you to squat and extricate that paper from your ass, which just so happens to have crack in it. Crack in his crack, oh the irony. Maybe you should like look in a mirror or something when your done actually getting high and make sure it doesn't look like you shoved you nose into a bottle of baby powder. This is completely your fault. Here's your t-shirt guy. Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do no collect $200. Bye, bye. 

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