Can you hear that? That's the sound of me giving myself the Asshole of the Day Award. Friday was Daddy's birthday, and Friday was also the day that Daddy couldn't stand and had to have his friends find him laying face down in a drained pool. I mean turning 23 isn't like turning 21, instead of a week long event like the 21st birthday, you have to try and squeeze in all the alcohol in one day instead of four. Therefore, I pretty much died. So, I'm gonna take this award like a man and call myself a pussy for passing out like this. I award myself no points, and may god have mercy on my soul.
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