If you're gonna commit a burglary at least make sure your pants aren't four sizes too big or just wear a belt. Where am I going with this? Well, this jackass decided to steal some shit from someone's car. Some dude noticed how suspicious it was and went over to check out the scene. When he confronted this kid, the kid ran off and his pants fell. He tripped, fell on his face and his bright red boxers were shown to everyone who was there to see. Obviously the guy got a positive ID on this kid just by seeing the bright red underwear, police found him and you know the rest. Are you kidding me man? I didn't think we were still in the late 90's where people who think they're gangsta rappers wear their pants down to their ass four sizes too big. If you're gonna do that at least wear a belt when you're trying to rob some shit. Just so in the event that you have to run away, your pants don't trip you up and make you look like an even bigger asshole. Here's your t-shirt big guy, home detention is gonna be a great time for you.
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