Monday, October 31, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-prosecutor-man-burst-into-apartments-looking-for-beer-20111030,0,816386.story

 
If you're breaking into apartments at four in the morning and rummaging through refrigerators because you're in desperate need of beer, I think it's time to admit that you have a drinking problem. And then to top it off, he stabs a guy in the back with a cork screw. Is beer really that important to you that you have to go around stabbing people with cork screws just to get some? Then you decide to tell a cop you have AIDS and spit on him while he's arresting you. Luckily for the cop, you're a fucking moron and don't know that AIDS doesn't transfer through your spit dipshit. And I'm also just trying to figure out how you got AIDS. With the exception of rape, who the fuck would sleep with a piece of shit like you? I can't actually answer that question. But here's your t-shirt AIDS monkey, have fun while in detox. 

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