The key to any good theft plot is a great getaway vehicle. In this case I think the plot was a little bit skewed. Well, first of all, he stole a sandwich from a diner. You really didn't have the eight bucks for the sandwich bro? And then you thought that using a forklift as the getaway vehicle was an awesome idea. Really? A forklift? Did you know before you got into the thing that it moves at a top speed of about three miles an hour? And at what point did you say to yourself, "I immediately regret this decision,"? On the bright side, you get a free t-shirt, on the downside, you're probably gonna end up with some community service when this is all said and done. I hope the sandwich was worth stealing.
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