Thursday, October 20, 2011

Drawing The Line

 
You know when you go out and you get an extremely bad case of the beer goggles? Of course you do, it happens to everyone. The main question here is where do you draw the line? What is the lowest level that you will stoop to at this time in order to get laid? I will answer those questions right now. 

You're drunk, you've walked around all night looking to get laid and the chips haven't fallen in your favor. As the night keeps going you decide to start lowering your standards more and more. Maybe you started going after tens, then you move down to eights, and then you're saying you'll go after a six if you have to but where are you really drawing the line?

You're not overly picky, but now you need to really forget about the little flaws that you don't like about girls just for the sake of getting your dick wet. Your mission when going out is to get laid, and now it is getting down to crunch time. This is where you need to take a risk and hopefully end up with a big play. 

Where's the line drawn? What is the lowest you can go? For me, I draw the line at the girl who's gut comes out further than her tits. When I get hammered and I can see a woman's giant beer gut hanging out and it's bigger than her chest, that's a problem. And she's not pregnant if she's out getting hammered. That's where my line is, where is yours? 

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