Monday, October 31, 2011

The Direct Correlation

 
For those of you who wonder if there is a direct correlation between dancing and sex, that question will be answered right about now. The answer to that question is actually yes, there is a direct correlation. Why? There just is. Especially for women. 

Women who have sex appeal, know how to move their body, and actually have rhythm are the one's who know what they're doing in bed. This doesn't have to be a slut, any girl who can dance is great in bed, fact. Dancing is actually a big seller for me. If a girl can't dance, I can't get with her, it just doesn't work. Most dancing is basically dry humping anyway, if you can't even figure out how to do that, there is no way you're gonna figure out the real thing once the clothes come off. 

Why does that matter? It matters because no one wants to have sex with the girl who's dancing on the bar all off beat and shit like she's deaf. That girl is a dead fish at the very best and she's not cutting the mustard. But the girl who knows how to move to the beat and makes you think about fat chicks so you don't get a boner while she's grinding on you is the one who you almost feel like you need to take home just to see how good she'll really be. And the one's who can dance will never disappoint. It's one of the facts of life. 

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