Wednesday, October 19, 2011

If You Need Advice About The Opposite Sex, Go To A Member Of The Opposite Sex

 
You know when you have a problem with a member of the opposite sex and you try and go to your friends to see what you should do? I don't think I can reiterate how bad of an idea that is. I know they're your friends and you want them to give you advice, but half the time they don't know what the fuck they're talking about. 

Say you're a girl, if you have a relationship problem and your best friend has never been in a relationship, what kind of advice is she really going to give you? She's never been in a relationship before, she has no idea how to handle something like that. There's no way she's gonna have any idea what the fuck she's talking about. It's almost like me giving advice to a member of British Parliament, why would anything I say make any sense? 

Did you ever notice that a large majority of the time when you go to your same sex friends with problems with the opposite sex that normally that advice sucks? Yeah, that's because if you really want good advice about the opposite sex, you need to go to the opposite sex. Who knows women better than women? Exactly. Are you gonna ask a guy about why your girl's vagina wreaks like stale salmon? No, because he's not gonna know. 

Therefore, when you need good advice, you need to go right to the source. A woman isn't going to be able to give you good advice when you ask her why your boyfriend is a premature ejaculator. I'm assuming that your girlfriend doesn't have a penis or a ball sack and will have no good answer for you. Avoid all that, just go to the source and the people who know what they're talking about, and no, it's not your friends. 

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