Every guy will ask the same question when they meet a girl for the first time. The question will always be different, but it will always mean the same thing. What is this mystery question you ask? The question is: Is she easy? That’s really all any guy wants and needs to know about a girl they first meet. It sounds shallow, but it’s true.
Anyway, there are ways of figuring this out without actually asking the question. First and foremost, does she have a tramp stamp? Not all girls with a tramp stamp are easy, but they are all freaks in the sack. Even if she’s not easy, she will be worth your while to put in a tiny bit of work in order to sleep with her.
What type of piercings does she have? This is also a key factor in knowing if a girl is easy. A tongue ring spells easy, because a tongue ring means that there are definitely more piercings that we can’t see; such as nipples and possibly down south. This means she is probably easy, probably a freak, and definitely without a doubt could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
Is she loud? I’m talking when she’s out is she obnoxious and all over the fucking place? If this is the case, she is most likely easy. Quiet girls aren’t sluts, that’s just not the way life works. If she’s loud and obnoxious, dancing on the bar and wanting attention, she is probably easy. It’s just statistics.
I’m not saying that every girl who has a tramp stamp, piercings in different places, and is loud is definitely easy or a slut. But if you’re getting mad reading this, I think it’s time for you to look in the mirror because you have a guilty conscience. But I will say this; throughout my studies these are the types of girls who are the easiest. If I’m a dickhead for going by the statistics than so be it. Just remember, the numbers don’t lie.
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