Since I got to Florida today I have northernized every girl that I have seen down here. Yes, I just made up a word and what this word means is that every hot girl you see down south; you picture what they would look like up north to see if they would still be hot.
So, you take a southern girl and you start with the question of what would she look like without a tan? Then you take a mental picture, let it process, and suddenly you see that this 10 has now dropped to a 7, which still isn’t bad.
But then you go further into your evaluation, and up north in January or February there is no cleavage because she’s not wearing that bikini top and there are certainly no shorts that are basically up her ass in 20 degree weather. This makes that 7 now a 5.
Finally, you look closer at those gigantic sunglasses covering almost all of her face. Rule number one of girls with gigantic sunglasses is that they aren’t very good looking if they need to wear sunglasses that big. As far as the investigation goes, she’s not wearing those huge sunglasses when it’s snowing out and now that 5 is down to a 3.
These little tricks of the southern girl is what makes SOME appear hotter than they actually are. I emphasize the some because there are girls down here who are absolutely smoking, but northernizing a southern girl is the true test to finding out if she’s really hot, or if she’s all smoke and no fire.
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