Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Shitty D-III Basketball Team Ends 26 Year Conference Losing Streak

Obviously this team sucks

http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/41730583/ns/sports-college_basketball/

Caltech, some shitty ass Division III basketball school hadn't won a fucking conference game since 1985, before last night. They won the game 46-45, which I could only imagine must have been as exciting as watching grass grow. Fans rushed the court and celebrated the win and then the coach has the balls to say, "Tonight's win is a testament to the hard work of each member of this team." Are you kidding me guy? Even a fucking blind squirrel finds a nut, you won your first conference game in your last 301 tries are you shitting me? Just shut up and say, "We're really relieved the monkey is off our back," or in this case it would probably be King Kong. By the way, how shitty must it be for the team that lost to the Bad News Bears of college basketball. If I was that coach I would've cut every single one of them as soon as the game ended.

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