Thursday, February 17, 2011

How Shitty Is Being a Detroit Sports Fan?

Miguel Cabrera of the Detroit Tigers was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and resisting arrest in Florida last night.  http://www.freep.com/article/20110217/SPORTS02/110217016/0/NEWS09/Tigers-Miguel-Cabrera-charged-DUI-Florida?odyssey=nav%7Chead

Once again Miguel Cabrera just not giving a fuck. He went to alcohol rehab for three months before last season started and obviously that did nothing. According to the report though the man is a fucking tank it took the cops 3 to 4 knee spikes to the thigh to get his ass on the ground and apparently he also grabbed a bottle of scotch and started drinking it while yelling at the cops; but I guess that's what alcoholics do.

What the fuck is this guy doing? Everyone knows baseball players party fucking hard but don’t get caught doing it if you’re in the MLB. I mean most people have no idea how many guys play games hungover as fuck and just rip the shit out of the ball. Dude hire a fucking babysitter or something because if I was a Tiger’s fan I would be pissed right now. The guy signed an 8 year 152 million dollar contract like 4 years ago and now he’s getting arrested left and right because he drinks like a fish.

Can it get any worse to be a Detroit sports fan by the way? The Lions haven’t been good in forever, the Pistons blow and now your baseball teams best player gets arrested. I guess the Red Wings are good, but in the US hockey is probably the most irrelevant sport other than soccer.

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