Saturday, February 26, 2011

Building A Women's Celebrity Football Team-Day 11

Last but not least of the linebacker positions today will be another absolutely crazy bitch. Yes she stars on the TV show Jersey Shore and she bites dudes heads off after she has sex with them.

Outside Linebacker: J-WOW

What the scouts are saying: Great burst off the football and is a pass rushing machine. Not only that, but she is also great in pass coverage because she is athletic with tremendous speed. Reminds us of Brian Cushing for her ability to cover and rip dudes heads off, also because they both have inflated chests. The concern with her is shedding blocks in the running game. That is a low risk concern and you should look for this J-WOW to be off the board early in the second round.

She bites people’s heads off, her chest is on steroids (or silicone); what else do you need?



 

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