The Levels of Being a Whore

As there is at anything in life we have levels or classes. Like I would be considered an advanced class blogger by anyone because I'm a fucking boss. And I also don't have anything better to do with my life so I just write shit down and you read it. Now that's power. Anyway, whores are no different. Everyone thinks a whore is a whore but that's not true. There are good whores and bad whores and they all fall into the different levels of being a whore.

Beginner: The first level of whore. She is willing to just do anything to guys but really doesn't know what she's doing. She uses a lot of teeth in her blow jobs and is a complete dead fish. She's a whore, but she's not a whore who gets chased by guys. She's a whore who chases the guys.

Post Beginner: Still doesn't know what she's doing but throws a little hand in there while she gives her BJ's and tries to get on top but is absolutely miserable at it. Refuses to turn the other way or do doggy style because it's "degrading" meanwhile she takes loads to the mouth and then spits them out.

Intermediate: Gives a decent BJ, but doesn't swallow. Is okay when it comes to actually having sex but has no idea what she's doing on top and won't bang you unless you absolutely have a condom. And also makes you pull out with the condom and finishes you off with a hand job that you have to shoot on like an old towel or tissue paper somewhere.

Experienced: She gives a very good upper echelon BJ and swallows. She also rides the dick very nicely and will turn over for some doggy style. She doesn't care whether or not you're wearing a condom because either way when you pull out she'll let you go on any part of her body but her face. Sex is enjoyable for her but she won't do anal.

Advanced: Anything goes. She can suck the head off a quarter when she's sucking your dick and she swallows with no gag reflex. She actually sucks your dick so good because she can't go another minute without having a cock pounding the back of her throat. Sex is insane. The girl is crazy. You can spank her, throw her around, even hit her if you want to. Rides your dick like she's riding a fucking bull and is almost porn star like while doing it. And finally, here's the kicker, she loves it in the ass. She's been around the block more than a few times and is so experienced that when she makes you pull out she just wants you to let it go all over her face. She's the Michael Jordan of whores.