Wednesday, July 27, 2011

What Type Of Girl Is She?

My coworker's and I are probably the only three people on the face of planet earth who see the same girl walk by us every day with the same two guys and automatically think that she is going to do dirty things to them behind a tree. Okay, so maybe we're not the only three people who think that, but we are sick in the head. But could this girl be a dirty girl, or is she just friendly with guys? Let's figure it out.

She walks by with the same two, sometimes three guys every day. Coincidence? Possibly. However, we also see her surrounded by a group of about eight to ten guys every day as well. She'll go over and sit on laps, flirt with every single one of them, and even make her way into a hidden area with one of them for a couple of minutes. Does this sound like someone who is friendly with guys, or does this sound like a dirty girl?

Then we hear stories from people telling us how hard of a partier this female is. Partying hard is respectable and can also mean that you just have a ton of guy friends. But girls who are just "one of the guys" don't sit on laps and take mysterious leaves of absence with multiple guys during their lunch break.

With the evidence stacked against this chick, I'm going to say that she is definitely a dirty girl. I'm assuming she likes to travel, because her guy friends love to run the train. Until she proves otherwise, she is going to be labeled "The Dirty Girl".

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