Everyone has thoughts in their head when they are out and they see a person who they have personally seen naked. It happens, you laugh about it and you move on. But what happens when someone is in a social environment who EVERYONE has seen naked?
First of all, when everyone and their entire family has seen you naked there is no need to wear a dress to a house party. A dress says, "I'm classy". After sending out naked pictures of yourself for the entire world to see, you one hundred and fifty percent lose the ability to have anything that you do considered classy. At this point, just wear a skimpy outfit. No one needs to wonder what you look like naked, because we've already seen it. The dress is not fooling anyone.
Also, you probably shouldn't try talking smack to guys while you're playing them in beer pong. Every time you talked any sort of smack to a guy while playing beer pong, they all turned to me and mumbled, "Yeah well I've seen you naked." One time I even got, "I've already seen you naked. More than once." You are in absolutely no position to make insults or comments, even if you are just joking. Because in reality, the joke's on you.
Did everyone like the pictures? Obviously everyone loved the pictures, you are a hottie. But don't pretend to be classy and proper when everyone knows that you're definitely not classy or proper. Be the person that everyone perceives you to be. It works for Ke$ha and it'll work for you.
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