Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Ladies, 5 Things You Should Not Be Doing If You Have A Boyfriend

Ladies, there are many of you who have boyfriends who do not actually act like you have one. So here is my list of 5 things you should not do if you have a boyfriend. Don't be shocked, you had to see this one coming...

Don't Give Out Your Number To Other Guys: You have a boyfriend, you should not be hiding that fact and giving your number out to single guys. Don't use the excuse that you're just looking for a friend, because we all know the single guy is not looking for a friend. He is looking to get it in, plain and simple. Giving your number out only leads to bad things for your relationship.

You Should Definitely Not Be Grinding On Dudes On The Dance Floor: "It's not cheating, I didn't actually kiss the guy." Shut up. You came as close to cheating as you could without sticking your tongue down some guy's throat. It's not cheating? You were dry humping a guy who isn't your boyfriend. That's enough for me. And you expect your boyfriend to trust you?

Stop Complaining: Girls, you need to stop complaining about your boyfriend. At the end of the day you will always go running back to him, so just shut up. If you're that miserable, then leave. But no one wants to hear you complain that you picked a loser when you could have had others who were much better. So just stop, because no one cares. You made your own bed, now sleep in it.

Don't Approach Other Guys: When you approach other guys to talk to them, you're sending the signal that you're single. If you're not single, don't pretend you are so you can try and have some false sense that you can still get guys. If you want to be single, then be single. If you're in a relationship, be in the relationship; stop with the in between nonsense.

Do Not Accept Drinks At The Bar: If a guy wants to buy you a drink, say no if you have a boyfriend. Taking the drink is the start of putting yourself in a bad situation. Because you ladies are dumb and will actually talk to the guy, while being completely naive of what the guy is actually trying to do. Therefore, you can avoid the confused look you'll give later on when he tries to make out with you by just not taking the drink.

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