Steve the Hammer:
The Culprit: College Mike
Reason For Defriendment: First of all, you changed your name to College Mike. Second of all, you have more check in's than any human being should have on one page. And finally, you go to Felician College. You can't change your facebook name to College Mike, and have your own fan page promoting how much of a "party animal" you are when you go to a college that 90% of people have never heard of. If you went to like Arizona State or something like that, I would give you props. But you go to Felician so now you just get defriended. Sorry, it's nothing personal, you just have to go.
Vince Of Reason:
The Culprit: Martina Cain Phoenix(facebook name) aka Pauline (last name removed)
Reason For Defriendment: The name says it all. You can not be a friend of Vince of Reason with an absurd name like that. She also posts a large number of mobile uploads of herself.
Status That Broke The Camel's Back: "wants a personal trainer && dietician to literally tell what everything I need to do && eat to get into shape && get washboard abs. I NEED AN ADULT."
First off, you spelt DIETITIAN wrong. Second of all, you're 21 years old you need a reality check because you are an adult, well at least by law you are. So get your lazy ass out of bed and hit the gym on your own. Third of all, you need a lot more than a personal trainer to help you look good hun. And lastly, be sure to check my post on the TRIPLE D. C YAAAAAA!
Quite Frank-ly:
This week is an unprecedented week for me with defriendment. Kicking the bucket this week will be TWO sad sacks.
Victim 1 - Michael (middle and last name removed)
Victim 2 - Maria (not her facebook name anyway)
Both are being defriended for changing their name. Maria changed her name to Johnny Truelove. Yes, like the bad guy in the movie Alpha Dog. Now you just changed your name to someone who killed an innocent kid. You almost had me chaning my name to Charles Manson. Michael inserted a middle name to his name this week. After a beloved Jersey Shore bar, Tiki Bar. Are you proclaiming you are like the owner of the place or are you just so cool and you go there all the time?
Either way, both of these clowns had to go. Adios!
Victim 1 - Michael (middle and last name removed)
Victim 2 - Maria (not her facebook name anyway)
Both are being defriended for changing their name. Maria changed her name to Johnny Truelove. Yes, like the bad guy in the movie Alpha Dog. Now you just changed your name to someone who killed an innocent kid. You almost had me chaning my name to Charles Manson. Michael inserted a middle name to his name this week. After a beloved Jersey Shore bar, Tiki Bar. Are you proclaiming you are like the owner of the place or are you just so cool and you go there all the time?
Either way, both of these clowns had to go. Adios!
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