There has been a debate going on lately of which establishment is better. One of these establishments is the strip club and the other establishment is the rub and tug aka "the jack shack". Now at the strip club you get hotter girls, and it is way more expensive. At the rub and tug you get a massage and at least you get something out of it. But really, which one is the better buy?
At the strip club the girls are smoking, you get to stare at them walking around completely naked, and you get to realize that all these girls are going to the highest bidders. If you don't have money in a strip club, don't even show up. They're all looking for the guy with the most money to take them in the back and hand them $300 for basically nothing.
As for the rub and tug, you apparently get a shower, a massage and a happy ending all for around the price of $60. I have never been to one of these establishments, but that sounds like a pretty good deal. The girls aren't the least bit good looking though, and they have clothes on. You're basically paying $60 for something you could do yourself.
What is my opinion on this matter? Don't go to either. Obviously, the rub and tug is the better buy, but the strip club is the better night out. It doesn't really matter, you're leaving with a hole in your wallet either way. It's just a matter of how the big hole turns out to be (no pun intended).
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