Thursday, July 21, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

What a brilliant idea...

http://www.abcactionnews.com/dpp/news/region_east_hillsborough/brandon/bay-area-man-faces-child-neglect-charges-after-11-year-old-girl-crashes-his-suv-into-a-church-fence




















If you have a suspended license and end up getting hammered drunk, how would you get somewhere that you need to go? Would you A) take a taxi, B) take some form of public transportation, or C) try and teach an 11 year old girl how to drive with a 7 year old in the back seat? If you chose C you are correct. At what point did it sound like a good idea to let the 11 year old girl drive your car? I don't even think she could see over the steering wheel. If women can't drive when they're old enough, why would one be able to drive at the age of 11? She hit a 50 foot geyser and knocked out water to a nearby church all because you decided to get drunk and try to "teach" her how to drive. When people talk about being responsible, they don't mean let a child drive because you decided to get shitfaced. This t-shirt is going to look so good on you because it was made for you. You just had no idea until you decided to let the 11 year old drive your car.

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