Highlight Feature Of The Day: The Walk Of Shame

This is a topic that everyone thinks about, but no one ever talks about; the so called Walk Of Shame. You know what I’m talking about; when you’re the first person awake out of all of your friends and you see a girl you have never met before stroll out of your buddies room wearing heels and all of your buddies clothes that don’t fit him anymore. This normally happens on weekends and when you see it you just get a big smile on your face.

For girls, this is embarrassing because most of the time, they don’t know any of the roommates. I mean they barely know the kid they just had sex with, let alone the people who actually live with the kid. But what really makes the walk of shame is how long the walk is. If it’s only a few rooms down, it’s not that big of a deal. But if it’s to another building that is when everyone who see’s the girl starts laughing in their head and says “How about that for a walk of shame?”

What are the characteristics of a walk of shame? High heels are a key characteristic in this. Whether they are being held in the girl’s hand or she is wearing them, they are a key component here. Also, a t-shirt that looks like a nightgown on her is another characteristic of a walk of shame. The next characteristic varies. Because she can either be wearing shorts that you can’t see because the shirt is so big; or she is wearing sweatpants that are rolled 55 times just so they can fit around her waist. Either way, these are what you look for in a walk of shame. A final overlooked characteristic is the mascara that ran down her face. If she has this, it makes the walk even better to watch because this is what we consider the Grand Slam Walk Of Shame.

Am I saying that I object to the walk of shame? Absolutely not; I think the walk of shame is a priceless moment in any girl’s life. It is something that girl’s can look back on and laugh. Just don’t let it happen too often, because then people will think you’re a slut. Well, people are going to think that anyway but hey you win some, you lose some right? Have a lovely day.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmgHJCzJ_bI

And yes I keep posting this video with every post because I am trying to get it out there.