This is a topic that is always talked about but never actually addressed; the topic of making someone defriendable on facebook. Well it’s really more of people making themselves defriendable by their actions. It is all about what you bring to the facebook table. If you’re not bringing what people want, you are a prime candidate to be defriended.
The first criteria of defriendability is all about the facebook status. Do you share your daily schedule? Do you tell everyone how much you miss your boyfriend? And most importantly, do you sound like a fucking moron all the time? What also falls into this category is talking about sports when you have no idea what you’re actually talking about. Shit like this puts you on the defriendable list.
Next, how many times a day do you update your facebook profile picture? If you change your profile pic more than you change your underwear then this makes you defriendable. No one wants to see a new picture of you every hour and a half. Get a clue and stick to one fucking picture. You’ll have way more time to do productive shit also.
Finally, how often do you upload pictures of yourself in the mirror? This is what makes you completely defriendable. Usually after three uploads of yourself in the mirror, you are off my friend list. Sorry, but you love yourself way too much. Try finding a hobby of some sort to avoid staring in the mirror and taking a new picture every day.
There you have it, the list of what makes people facebook defriendable. If you fall under these three criteria you should probably change your ways before you start losing friends like crazy. Or you can just be in self-denial and think you don’t actually do any of these things. It’s up to you.
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