Highlight Feature Of The Day: Senior Week

I’m not staying in the dorms for this whole Senior Week shindig, but I will be attending the rest of the events. I also vow that I will be getting into those dorms one night, mark my words. Anyway, I have been wondering what is this Senior Week really about? A lot of things come to mind, but here is my take on the whole ordeal.

Is it about a three day span of just getting hammered every night with your fellow seniors? No, it’s not about that. Everyone does that every weekend regardless. After your first semester it becomes routine, so how could Senior Week be about that? Trust me, it’s not.

Then what is it about? It’s about a couple of things. First, it’s about having an awesome time with the people you’ve become close with the last 4 years. We’ve all had awesome times before, but this is really the last time everyone will be together as college students, you might as well just take it all in while you still can.

Now for everyone’s favorite part of this. What this week really signifies. If you don’t like raunchy shit, then stop reading here. This week is mainly about trying to get in bed with the girls or guys that you have wanted for the last 4 years. It’s the last chance you’re going to get to slam that chick you think is so sexy but you haven’t had the balls to ever make a move. Or for girls, the last time you can make an attempt to go home with that guy you’ve always thought had something about him that made you want to rip his clothes off. That’s what this shit is about.

Okay is it really about just having one giant sex fest? Not really. But what I am getting at is that it’s the last time you will be able to do something and not have a regret about it. If that girl or guy turns you down, you’re probably never going to see them again anyway, so who gives a fuck? If you make an ass out of yourself while out at the bar, it doesn’t matter you’re gone in three days. This week is all about the last time for everything.

So there you go seniors, this is it. Get obliterated, get it in and enjoy every minute of it. This is the last time you can let loose before the real world punches you square in the face. I’ll see all you fuckers tonight. Rage like there’s no tomorrow, because after Sunday, there isn’t . Oh yeah, and be sure to use protection.

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